LAST UPDATED: 9/15/2006
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evil_ariel Spreading chaos and occasionally mayonaisse across the planet in a haphazard style. Evil_Ariel loves spending time with his cockroach collection and burning his own hair as a stinkbomb. He also loves tickle torture and hilarious jokes. |
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Pastor Thye The mad scientist of mayhem, the irresistible instigator, the fantastic frustrating finagler... Pastor Thye enjoys long, moonlit walks through his back yard with body bags under his arms. He also likes to craft realistic Jesus blow-up dolls with life-like, gaping buttholes. |
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h211 Some people call him the Angel of Death, and other people call him h211 de los Muertos. Still others call him names he doesn't like and end up with strings of dead fish attached to the bumpers of their golf carts. And their front doors. |
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